Cooking instructions :

1. Remove all moisture from everything on plate

2. Ensure that meal is at a ratio of 2 orange to 1 brown.

3. Serve and Enjoy.

Thought I would let you into my mothers secret recipe for this particular dish, make sure that you try out this popular home cooked speciality.

As you can see, it is Waffles, Two sausages and four chicken nuggets. Any other human would question why both chicken nuggets and sausages are on the plate seemingly randomly, I however know not to question the mothers logic and just to give in and accept what is put in front of me. Here is another angle :

and an EXTREME CLOSE UP!!!

My only question is this: What came first?

Did she make it with just waffles and sausages and then decide that it wasn’t enough and add the chicken nuggets?

Did she start with just chicken nuggets and sausages and then realise I wouldn’t get my daily intake of pressed potato shapes so she added the waffles?

I think this is going to become one of the most pressing issues of the next decade with scientists and philosophers arguing about the evolution of this dinner.

Maybe one day we will have an answer we all agree on and the world can once again be at peace.

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Living With Mother.

Forget The Chicken. Day 18.

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