Living With Mother.

Getting the Sweats. Day 11.

- July 9 -

SURPRISE QUIZ!

Are A) the burgers huge? or B) the waffles tiny?

The correct answer is B. Tiny Waffles.

(Well done to anyone that got that answer, you win a collectable shoe horn, Hazzah!)

So yes, Tiny cheese flavoured waffles, except they tasted nothing like cheese. Got to love those Lie Flavoured waffles. Mmmm Mmmm! Anyway, moving on from the tiny squares of deceit we also have two seemingly normal looking burgers.

But not all was as it seemed.

Firstly, there was no salad, at all. No green in this house, not even in burgers. Secondly there was no ketchup. The mother had gone shopping during the day and had forgotten to actually bring the ketchup home after buying it. As if this wasn’t already bad enough these sweaty, sweaty burgers held within them one last dark secret…

Unbeknownst to me they were filled with scalding hot cheese. Supposedly saving you the time and effort of actually putting cheese in your burgers. The main problem with this was that the cheese had spent about half an hour in the oven, so was burning hot and melted.

This resulted in some pretty serious cheese related burns to my hand as I attempted to eat. Just what I need, more danger in my food. Take that Bear Grylls!

So aside from being the most sweaty burgers that have ever been eaten, they were also dangerous to my health, and tasted terrible.

A tick in every box really.